Ingredients
1 cup chopped dill pickles
1 cup chopped tomatoes (yes, tomatoes — cue outrage)
¼ cup sliced red onion
2 tbsp pickle juice (the secret weapon)
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp apple cider vinegar
Salt & black pepper
Optional: crushed red pepper flakes
Chaos Add-Ons (for maximum sharing)
¼ cup feta cheese
1 tbsp Everything Bagel seasoning
½ avocado (people will approve again)
Instructions (the part that makes it “a recipe”)
Chop pickles, tomatoes, and onion into bite-size pieces.
Add everything into a container or bowl.
Pour in pickle juice, olive oil, and vinegar.
Season heavily with black pepper and a pinch of salt.
Shake or toss until everything is glossy and aggressively addictive.
Chill 10 minutes for peak flavor… and peak argument potential.